the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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make youself dumb

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!