Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to be normal.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!