power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to fly when in something flying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!