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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.
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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds
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The power to wink with both eyes
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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.
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The power to never finish what you sta...
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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.
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The power to achieve 98% opacity
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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.
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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking
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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground
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The power to choose a superpower from this site.
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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever
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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!
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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.
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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.
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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?
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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.
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to spelle caretly
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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time
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The ability to lift things up and put them down.
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The power to read this text unless you can see it.
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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.
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mint berry crunch
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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!