The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to see where light is not present.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The ability to like this post

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

the power to turn into a dead person

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!