The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!