The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to create a meme

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!