The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

The power to fart tear gas

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

The power to go hibernate at winter.

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

The ability to open a door that was already open.

the power to not have powers when you need them most

The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

To shit bricks.

be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!