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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
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The power to only be able to eat poop
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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"
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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time
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The power to reed a platypus mind.
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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you
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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.
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ikawlhan forever
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The power to go blind at will.
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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.
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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun
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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.
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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.
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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy
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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted
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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.
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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.
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make youself dumb
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The power to be fat only when your at a party.
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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed
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The power to fly, but only downwards
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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe
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the power to smell like ham
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The power to smell farts from miles away
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!