The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power of love

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to freeze ice

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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Acid tears.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!