The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to go to hell.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to think of food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!