- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make any girl hate you

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to sh!t using your mind.

The ability to turn wine into water...

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

The power to live until you die.

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

The power to create powers

Pointless Super Powers