the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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make youself dumb

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to like any show

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!