The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to obey gravity

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the power of the succulent game

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!