the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!