the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to make lipstick fly

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to turn water into wine.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to not be funny

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!