The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to like any show

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!