The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to not see anything

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to crap without pissing.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!