the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to see through windows!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!