The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!