- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to fold paper seven times

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power of love

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

to randomly self destruct at any time

Pointless Super Powers