the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power of minding your own business

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!