The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to become powerless

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!