The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The ability to become shit forever.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!