the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to create a meme

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!