The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!