The power to live until you die.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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the power to see the present

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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Ladder hands.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!