The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!