the power to transform into Kanye West

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to be gay on command.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

The power to have a super power,

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The ability to become shit forever.

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!