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make youself dumb

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!