The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!