the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!