THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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the power to fart the alphebet

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The ability to like this post

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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ikawlhan forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!