The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to become powerless

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to think of food

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!