The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!