The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power of words

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!