The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The Power to Power

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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the power to see through clear glass.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to sit

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!