- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

power to age faster

The power to become a carrot.

the power to sit

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The power to ignore useful information

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to speak using their mouth

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to never have fun...never.

Pointless Super Powers