- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

the power to create Snyder films. xD

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to never finish what you sta...

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to make remotes invisible

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to ejaculate at command

The Power to die at will

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

Pointless Super Powers