The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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make youself dumb

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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Black power

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!