the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to have a V8

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!