The power to fart tear gas

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To shit bricks.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!