The power to cry sulfuric acid.

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

Really bendy thumbs.

The power to turn anything into Oreos.

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

The power to get rid of only your own power

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

a power to turn liquid into goo!

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

the power to be 100% pointless

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to rite liek dis

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!