The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!