The power to obey gravity

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!