The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to see the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!