The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Ladder hands.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!