The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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mint berry crunch

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!