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The ability to not slip on banana peels
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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.
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the ability to give a potato an orgasm
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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.
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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days
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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.
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The power to control weather on Mars
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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else
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the power to think of useless super powere like this one
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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..
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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them
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the power to see through windows.;.
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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?
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The power to find the droid you're looking for.
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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.
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the power to make your nipples dissappear
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The power to be gay on command.
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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.
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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.
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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.
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The power to not finish your....
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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.
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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.
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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!