- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to have the longest little finger

The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

the power to yell a math problem at will

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

The power of minding your own business

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

Pointless Super Powers