The power to make lipstick fly

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to do nothing

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to think oppositely

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the power of words

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!