The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!