The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to be in AA.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to not care.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!