the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power of words

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The power to breath Oxygen

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to live until you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!