Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power of love

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power of the succulent game

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!