The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to become powerless

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to think of food

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!