The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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mint berry crunch

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to even

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to be french.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power to be in AA.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!