The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!