The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to even

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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the power to read your own mind

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!