the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to take a crap.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!