- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to make lipstick fly

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to forget you have a super power.

the power to get fat in America

power to fart through your mouth

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to be a snail

The power to stop existing.