The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the power to fire my lazer

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The power to smell farts from miles away

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to be normal and average

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to think oppositely

The power to even

The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!