The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!