The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power that will grant you no power.

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make youself dumb

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to catch em' all

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!