The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the power to turn into a dead person

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!