The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to die at will.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to even

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!