the ability to die on command

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to be french.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to die at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to die

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!