The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to extend your pinky toe

the ability to levitate

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power... to move you.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to fly in tornadoes

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!