Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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the power of words

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power of the succulent game

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!