to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to even

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to eat your own head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!