The power to know who farted at any time.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power of bad luck

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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make youself dumb

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to die

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!