The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to think of food

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to be a snail

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!