The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

make youself dumb

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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the power to catch em' all

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

The power to not move but your always happy.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to fly 3 inches.

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!