the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to die

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to die at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!