The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!