- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The power to hold your breath when you die

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

The power to forget you have a super power.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

the ability to solve paradoxes

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power of bad luck

Pointless Super Powers