the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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Liam Brudenell

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!