- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The ability to change the color of your poop

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The power to forget you have a super power.

the ability to die on command

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

the power to half transform to something.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

Pointless Super Powers