Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the ability to die on command

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!