The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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ikawlhan forever

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to rotten food.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!