- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

the power of words

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

the super power of being a housewife..

The power to fart in colour

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power of love

The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to be attracted by bullets

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the power to nit propely

The power to fart 5 times bigger

An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

Pointless Super Powers