The power to touch your toes

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

the power to eat cheese 24/7

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

The power to die

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to be gay on command.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!