the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Ladder hands.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!