The power to forget you have a super power.

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the ability to die on command

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to die

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to die at will.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!