The ability to live forever but age quicker.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

thumb_up thumb_down +53

the power to run in slow motion

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to know who farted at any time.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

mint berry crunch

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power... to move you.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

thumb_up thumb_down +54

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!