The ability to live forever but age quicker.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

the power to run in slow motion

The power to know who farted at any time.

mint berry crunch

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power... to move you.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!