The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

the power to half transform to something.

The power to sneeze scissors

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to make water expire.

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to become famous on vine

The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to eat socks

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

the ability to die on command

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!