The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to not do it.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!