The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to freeze ice

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Acid tears.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to die from darting too hard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!