The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!