The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to even

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The Power to fart glitter

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!