the ability to levitate

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to run in slow motion

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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mint berry crunch

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!