The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!