The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!