the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to become famous on vine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!