The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power of words

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!