- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

the power to see through windows.;.

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to ejaculate needles.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

the power to be powerless

The power to smell farts from miles away

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

Pointless Super Powers