The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to not finish your....

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to eat socks

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to get extra homework

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!