- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

The ability to pass out at will.

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to swallow instead of spit

75% levitation

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the ability to wake up on an elephant

the power to eat with your butt

The power of bad luck

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

mint berry crunch

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

Pointless Super Powers