- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

to randomly self destruct at any time

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

the power to read this sentence

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to obey gravity

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to sneeze scissors

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

Pointless Super Powers