the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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Invisible handwriting.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to rotten food.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to enter a coma.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!