The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to digest corn.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!