Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to fart rainbows

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to die at will

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!