the power to sneeze whenever you want

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!