The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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To never remember what the word if means

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!