The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to die

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!