The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to jump

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to waste money

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to not be color blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!