The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the ability to darken darkness

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the power of words

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The power to read your own mind

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to take a crap.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!