The power to not see anything

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to have gravity.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to obey gravity

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!