- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power.

The power of hindsight

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the power to be alive but only when awake

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to get wider by eating junk food

the power to give yourself sunburn

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to not have any power.

The Power to Fail in Failing

Pointless Super Powers