The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to have gravity.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!