The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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make youself dumb

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to think of food

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!