- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

the ability to levitate

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

Pointless Super Powers