- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

To never remember what the word if means

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to think of food

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

The power to not see anything

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

power to fart through your mouth

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to have gravity.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

Pointless Super Powers