- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to blow yourself

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

the ability to levitate

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

Pointless Super Powers