The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to have an ability.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!