The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!