The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to see oxygen.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!