The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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he power to make mistakes

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!