The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to think of food

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!