The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!