The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!