the power to defecate while standing up...

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to have a pointless power.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

power to permanently shrink one eye.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

thumb_up thumb_down +141

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

the power to transform into Kanye West

thumb_up thumb_down +123

i love to make shit brix

thumb_up thumb_down +115

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the power to disappear up your own asshole

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

thumb_up thumb_down +87

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

thumb_up thumb_down +79

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

thumb_up thumb_down +73

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!