Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!