The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to eat socks

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!