The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to waste money

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!