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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower
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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary
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The ability to play black ops anytime you want
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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.
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power to fart through your mouth
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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.
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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.
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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.
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The power to know who farted at any time.
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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.
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The power to be Chuck Norris
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The power to digest corn.
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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will
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The power to get hurt without a break.
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The power to reverse walk backwards.
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The power of being negative all the time.
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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet
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The Superpower to sleep at night.
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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.
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the power to any ugly person love you.
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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.
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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man
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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.
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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!