The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!