The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!