- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be powerless.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to poop standing up

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The ability to yell through your nose

The ability to like this post

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The Power to Power

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

Pointless Super Powers