The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to die from darting too hard

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to be a snail

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!